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Thursday, October 06, 2005

heaven and hell

Heaven is where the police are English,
the cooks are French,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and everything is organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the cooks are English,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss,
and everything is organized by the Italians.

Opinion poll. Where do the Americans fit in, both "heaven" and "hell"?

4 Comments:

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9:40 PM

 
Blogger david said...

poot,
you are now the proud recipient of blogger spam. don't worry, though, since blog-spammers will be going to hell with the english chefs.

about your question - i'd say americans fall somewhere in between. let's call it purgatory. i will say this, though - if americans were in heaven we'd be the house band. and if we were in hell...

we'd be the president.

7:50 PM

 
Blogger Sir Dennis said...

Heaven is where Americans are fat but healthy!

Hell is where Americans are fat and sickly!

12:25 AM

 
Anonymous Christine M. Muehling said...

Very interesting and right on!
Americans could fit in almost anywhere here, either for the good or bad, since we represent all those nationalities within our ranks. I think of Americans as the pedantic teachers who think they know what is good for everyone. Since we came here to carve out something new and better,we think others should follow in our footsteps.

5:09 PM

 

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